Appox,
Operation: Cast-The-First-Stein was a success. Last night, myself and a team of rogue commandos infiltrated the target’s location and retrieved the answering machine. We’re not sure if there was any relevant data; maybe you could have a listen. I’ve attached the contents to this message.
By the time you read this, the target will have already discovered that his answering machine is missing, and will no doubt be on the lookout for suspects. To ensure that our cover is safe, we’ll be releasing the new podcast very shortly. Hopefully, they won’t find out what we’ve really been doing this past month or so.
With great justice,
Your comrade forever,
- CowInParachute.
